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Squamish squirming with baseball fever

Postby fanboygraham » Tue Mar 13, 2012 12:03 pm

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Squamish, B.C., Canada


Nestled into the aptly named Squamish Valley lies the town of Squamish, British Columbia. A population of about 18,000 people – almost all of them rabid baseball fans. Today, for the first time ever, they have a team to cheer for that isn't all the way across the country playing in a major league – it's right in their backyard, playing in the WBL's affiliated D-League (akin to other organizations' A leagues).

The Squamish Thunder Pigs make their professional baseball debut tonight at the newly built Sea to Sky Stadium, named for the tremendous Sea to Sky Highway that runs adjacent. The stadium seats roughly 15,000 fans and despite not having all of the amenities, has a very traditional ballpark feel. The stadium combined with the amazingly short period of time in which the purchase and construction of the franchise occurred has the locals in Canada's baseball hotbed of British Columbia buzzing.
“I can't wait!” said Tom Farkas, a Squamish native. “I'm such a huge ball fan, and to be able to go and see some of the future WBL All-Stars at the start of their careers is just special.”

Future All-Stars? Perhaps. The Thunder Pigs roster is certainly unconventional and boasts a long list of high risk, high ceiling players from all corners of the world. General Manager Charlie Donovan was confident in the squad he's put together when prompted at the Thunder Pigs inaugural press conference earlier this afternoon. “I think you all are going to be pleasantly surprised by what we've put together here. These kids are gamers and they're all very excited. Spring training was a revelation.”

Notable signees for the Thunder Pigs are numerous. Perhaps their biggest addition was their closer, H. Wilhelm, a crafty pitcher who managed 22 saves last season, striking out 27 and allowing just 6 walks for the Up and Comers. Now wearing the blue and yellow of the Pigs, Wilhelm was beaming ear to ear at the press conference. Alden Zamora was another notable grab for the Pigs. Zamora was incredible last season posting a 1.92 ERA and a sparkling 0.96 WHIP.

Moseph Johnson may be the most intriguing signing of all. A late signee last season, Moseph ended up bouncing between three different teams yet never made a single appearance behind the plate – all were as the designated hitter. Many suspect Moseph's reputation for being hard on pitchers as the reason why, but Charlie Donovan has a different theory. “I think he was too smart for those managers. It's that simple. When you talk to Moseph one on one, the thing that hits you immediately is how bright this kid is. I can tell you from my long experience in baseball, I have never seen an 18 year-old spend so much time in the film room. He's a student of the game in the truest sense of the word.” WBL experts suspect Moseph was brought in to get ace starting pitcher Anton Schlotkin into shape so he can realize his vast potential. Schlotkin experienced mixed results last season, but there's plenty of trends in his stats to suspect an upturn this year. Moseph will make sure of that.

The rest of the Thunder Pigs roster is just as interesting and features a converted Sri Lankan cricket player, a 6'7” Japanese hurler, two absolute mashers at the heart of the batting order in Bugsy Hopkins and Paul Kerins, and one of the best offensive second basemen nobody heard about last season in Oldie Olson, who could be poised for a breakout season. Hitting leadoff will be strong defensive short stop Henry Skrimshander, who should swipe some bags for the Pigs. Donovan hinted that the DH role will be platooned by Bobby Scherbatsky and Miles Walker, both outfielders.

The mountain air is electric in Squamish indeed. The Thunder Pigs are hoping to have an explosive debut in their opening series with the Raccoon City Deadly Bioterrorists tonight. Catch it live on Local 4 in Squamish.
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Re: Squamish squirming with baseball fever

Postby Kernsie51 » Thu Mar 15, 2012 11:51 am

Any way the team logo could be post within the article on the scoop? I thought I saw it there lastnight but it seems to be gone now. Would look a lot better.

Great article FBG!
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Re: Squamish squirming with baseball fever

Postby callmefranchise » Thu Mar 15, 2012 12:59 pm

Kernsie51 wrote:Any way the team logo could be post within the article on the scoop? I thought I saw it there lastnight but it seems to be gone now. Would look a lot better.

Great article FBG!


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Re: Squamish squirming with baseball fever

Postby Kernsie51 » Thu Mar 15, 2012 1:08 pm

Awesome dude, thanks a lot!

Am I being too picky if I asked you to move the image into the first paragraph somewhere and have the text wrap around it? :oops:
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Re: Squamish squirming with baseball fever

Postby Kernsie51 » Thu Mar 15, 2012 1:13 pm

Sorry if I'm being OCD about it, I just like it to look pretty LOL and get rid of the blank space on the front page. :D
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There, I cleaned it up and made it "float" on the left hand side.

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Re: Squamish squirming with baseball fever

Postby Kernsie51 » Thu Mar 15, 2012 2:11 pm

You sir, are a beautiful human being.

Care to share how you did that with the class? I'd love to know how to do that to my own posts.

Many thanks man!
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Postby Dag Gummit » Thu Mar 15, 2012 4:40 pm

Kernsie51 wrote:You sir, are a beautiful human being.

Care to share how you did that with the class? I'd love to know how to do that to my own posts.

Many thanks man!

If you quote the OP, you'll see in the BB code that it looks like this:

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Which, gives it the "floating" appearance.

It's a very nice code and the first time I've come across it myself. :lol:
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Re: Squamish squirming with baseball fever

Postby belowan » Mon Mar 19, 2012 12:12 am

fanboygraham wrote:Moseph Johnson may be the most intriguing signing of all. A late signee last season, Moseph ended up bouncing between three different teams yet never made a single appearance behind the plate – all were as the designated hitter. Many suspect Moseph's reputation for being hard on pitchers as the reason why, but Charlie Donovan has a different theory. “I think he was too smart for those managers. It's that simple. When you talk to Moseph one on one, the thing that hits you immediately is how bright this kid is. I can tell you from my long experience in baseball, I have never seen an 18 year-old spend so much time in the film room. He's a student of the game in the truest sense of the word.” WBL experts suspect Moseph was brought in to get ace starting pitcher Anton Schlotkin into shape so he can realize his vast potential. Schlotkin experienced mixed results last season, but there's plenty of trends in his stats to suspect an upturn this year. Moseph will make sure of that.


Reporter: "Live from Sea to Sky Stadium, this is Frank Vitchard and I am here with catcher Moseph John- "
Moseph: "It's just Moseph."
Reporter: "I'm sorry, it says on the lineup card that your full name is Moseph John- "
Moseph: "I don't care what it says, call me Moseph. Look at the back of my jersey! Do you call Ichiro 'Ichiro Suzuki' when speaking to him?"
Reporter: "I'm here with Moseph, the catcher for the newly formed Squamish Thunder Pigs after their 12-6 dismantling of the South Park Cavemen. That completes the first half of a home-and-home set which has seen the Pigs take 4 out of 5 games. Moseph, you had a nice night at the plate, scoring two runs in the big 7th inning including a 2 run homer to left."
Moseph: "Yeah well, that's what I do."
Reporter: "Yes, so I've gathered. I understand you were actually brought to this team for your defense, though. Could you tell us a bit about your role on the team, and how you've found working this young group of pitchers."
Moseph: "Pitchers? Oh, you mean the throwers who stand on the mound all game. It's a good group, the best I've had to manage so far."
Reporter: "Ellis Redding was on the mound tonight, and he has had mixed success so far this year. Can you tell us what happened during the first four innings when he allowed 6 runs to cross."
Moseph: "He didn't 'allow' anyone to cross tonight. They scored because he didn't throw what I told him to throw. I smacked enough sense into him by the 5th inning that he got on a roll. That kid sure can put some heat behind a ball."
Reporter: "And tell us about your number one starter, Anton Schlotkin. He's already 4-1 with a shutout under his belt."
Moseph: "When I came on board, boss-man told me that I'd have to work hard with Anschlot. He may be a bit thick at times, but the kid listens to me. He's been easy to work with, and if he keeps it up he'll win a lot of games. If only Ellis would listen that well - I'll have to get ol' Hoyt to have a word with him."
Reporter: "Finally Moseph, tell me something about Johnny Scalp Jr."
Moseph: "I'd uh, I'd rather not talk about Mr. Scalp. Um, this interview is over."
(Moseph exits quickly)
Reporter: "Strange reaction from such a tough, confident young man. We'll get more on Johnny Scalp Jr another night. Until then, this is Frank Vitchard signing off from Squamish."
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Re: Squamish squirming with baseball fever

Postby brandomenon » Tue Mar 20, 2012 4:56 pm

belowan wrote:
Reporter: "Ellis Redding was on the mound tonight, and he has had mixed success so far this year. Can you tell us what happened during the first four innings when he allowed 6 runs to cross."
Moseph: "He didn't 'allow' anyone to cross tonight. They scored because he didn't throw what I told him to throw. I smacked enough sense into him by the 5th inning that he got on a roll. That kid sure can put some heat behind a ball."



Reporter: "Frank Vitchard here speaking with Ellis Redding at Sea to Sky Stadium. Ellis, you've heard the comments from your catcher Moseph. They seemed a bit harsh. Would you care to comment?"
Ellis: "They weren't harsh at all. I shook off [the called pitch] twice all night and both times the batter launched the ball into the outfield bleachers. If I didn't know any better, I'd say that they knew what was coming. Other than that, I had some trouble with my placement in the early going. Every time I kept a pitch up, the batters were able to make solid contact. I've been working with the coaching staff to develop my cutter, and we have had to modify my delivery to avoid tipping my pitches."
Reporter: "Moseph indicated that once you settled down, the later innings were more in line with the performance he expected from you."
Ellis: "Yeah, he sets his expectations high, and I'm doing my best to meet them. I know that his input can only help my development. We're working everyday, the starting pitchers, with Moseph and the coaches to learn as much as we can."
Reporter: "Your fastball was clocked today as high as 97mph and you are currently leading the league in strikeouts. Are you concerned that changing your mechanics will affect your velocity?"
Ellis: "I'm more concerned with getting outs and keeping runners off the bases. Even at this level, when batters have their timing down, they can hit. My fastball is only a weapon if I can throw off the batter's timing with my other pitches."
Reporter: "Thanks for your time. That was Ellis 'the Redding Rocket' fending off rumors of controversy in the Thunder Pigs locker room. I'm Frank Vitchard, CSN."
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